you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up
gibbons = awesome
chimpanzees = fuck no fuck no fuck no
literally every primate except chimpanzee = awesome

fuck no
What about baboons though?

just the right amount of dog
my dad’s coworker once saw a baboon take a couple’s baby and disappear into the jungle
well i’m sure they had good reason for it?
every time i read this i laugh deliriously
living deliciously
surprising mystery
unforggettable history




